Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Where else? The junk yard

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -42

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

thumb_up thumb_down -90

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

thumb_up thumb_down -110

Rob Bell

thumb_up thumb_down +95

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

thumb_up thumb_down +59

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops