whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Whats long and hard? a pole

I dislike old people.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Golf.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Child Prostitution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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