- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

George W. Bush

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Hi colton

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

The glass is half an hour.

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