Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

One Big Ass Mistake America

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

I came.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Jasper sucks.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

A ginger rapping.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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