- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Poop

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Grapefruit.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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