What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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i am predestal

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Slavery

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Punchline.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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cheese

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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