- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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