- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

I love boobs

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Josh kissing a girl

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Exactly what?

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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