What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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your face.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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