Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Women's rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

your momma's an antijoke

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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