A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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but there is a road to the super market

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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minorities.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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haha.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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I dislike old people.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Golf.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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