The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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My sister has to take a dump

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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