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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

you are gay

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What color is my lamp? Brown

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

milly, milly, milly, cat

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Mexicans working in an office

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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