Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Dear John,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Anti Joke

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