Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

That's what he said.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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