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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

I dislike old people.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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