Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why did the chicken cross the road.

KEVIN HART

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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