- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

drugs.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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