- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Exactly what?

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

George W. Bush

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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