Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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