- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Please don't rape me.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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