What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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