why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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