- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

ollie is a fag so are you

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

you are gay

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What is brown and sticky?

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