How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Dear John,

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Slavery lol

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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There is a car full of black people.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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