What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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a black father

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A Jew returns change.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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i fondle myself every night....

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Slavery lol

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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