Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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chuck norris

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Hi poop!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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