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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

sweaty black guy

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

I don't get it

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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