What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why Because

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Haha pizza

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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