Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

knock knock come in

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

a black father

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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