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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What's 1+1? 4.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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