- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A horse walks into a bar...n

you are gay

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

A van drives into a car.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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