When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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