Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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hi my name is? joe

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PENIS

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Nicholas Cage

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A man walks into a bar.

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Hi poop!

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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