- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Obama.

I am a real homosexual

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Your mum is dead

oops

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

jewish people like other jewish people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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