Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Chocolate tastes good.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Whats long and hard? a pole

I dislike old people.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Golf.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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