- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the bunny eat his food

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

two fish are in a tank.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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