Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

I am a real homosexual

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats better than shoes feet

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What comes after "Q" R

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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