Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Come in

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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A black person in the NHL

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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