- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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