Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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I don't get it

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What does a man like. food.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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