What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Where else? The junk yard

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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