- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

knock knock come in

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

you are gay

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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