How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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I am black.

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I dislike old people.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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