What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Women's rights.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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I love you.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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your momma's an antijoke

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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a black father

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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