- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Noah is Smart.

this website...

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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