A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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haha.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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drugs.

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barack osama

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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69

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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