I am a real homosexual

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats better than shoes feet

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What comes after "Q" R

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

you wanna hear a joke? no

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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