Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Jewish People

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gay marriage.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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