- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

this website...

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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