- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

PENIS

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

A man walks into a bar.

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