What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Where else? The junk yard

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9/11

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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ur mother

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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suck my dick.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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