- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

I'm gay. Great me too.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??