What's funnier than 24? 25.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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I dislike old people.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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