but there is a road to the super market

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

minorities.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

haha.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I dislike old people.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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