- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Black people

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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