A seal walks into a club.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

A van drives into a car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Hi poop!

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

knock knock Come in.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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