Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Hi poop!

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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knock knock Come in.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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