- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

what is patrick wilson? smart

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Mmmm, donuts

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Pickle!

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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