What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Horse tits

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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