whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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chuck norris

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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alcoholism kills

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