- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Slavery

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

gay marriage.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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