- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

jack shine has boobs

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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