Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Your mum is dead

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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God.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Nickelback.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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beiber i straight

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penis

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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