Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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