- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Bing

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Your doorbell is broken.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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