jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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George W. Bush

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Penis

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What does a man like. food.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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