- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

God.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Indeed.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Nickelback.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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