What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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I love boobs

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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