- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Women

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Guess what? Chicken butt

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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