- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Hi poop!

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

My mom's dead

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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