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A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

A van drives into a car.

Hi poop!

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

knock knock Come in.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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