What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Religion

The horse said "nay."

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