Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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