- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Chaney is a dumb b****

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

hi my name is? joe

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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