What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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