- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

sixty....eight.

The glass is half an hour.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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