...and I'm a Mormon.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Knock Knock Good one...

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

hi

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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