A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Noah is Smart.

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go go gadget

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Your life That's the joke

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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