Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Turtles

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Men's rights

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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hi my name is? joe

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A ginger rapping.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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