What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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That's what he said.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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