Pickle!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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newt gingrich

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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whats better than shoes feet

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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God.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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