3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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