the joke below me is not an anti joke

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your life That's the joke

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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