Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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jack shine has boobs

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What break when you talk?

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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WNBA

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Women

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Exactly what?

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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