What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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God.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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