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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

That's what he said.

Child Prostitution.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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