- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

The glass is half an hour.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

sixty....eight.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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