For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Pickle!

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Slavery

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Black people

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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