- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

women's rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Your life That's the joke

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

i have 2 penises

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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