- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What's your name? You tell me.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Noah is Smart.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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