A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Kate

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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