What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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I love boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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