- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

I dislike old people.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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