What's your name? You tell me.

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Myspace

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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suck my dick.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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W.N.B.A.

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Kittens.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Womens rights

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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