- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Lacrosse

i am predestal

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Real jokes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

9:11 make a wish

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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