Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Dan O'Driscoll

I have no joke. u mad?

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

hi

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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