two fish are in a tank.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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hi my name is? joe

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Bing

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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