- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

come along children

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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