Come in

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Sonic

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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why did the man die? he got shot

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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chuck norris

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Hi poop!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Anti Joke

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